[someone brings up a thing i love]
me: haha, yeah
me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-
(via kurapikasenpai)
daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*
me: look at the harry potter man go
(via honey-revenge)
i hate the boys who have tumblrs that are all ass pics and weed and codeine like chill out elliot you drank one beer once and threw up cause it was too much fuck you
(via kurapikasenpai)
how can lawyers argue without crying
I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude
(via those-dancing-gays)
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
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